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2/24/10: Jokes

Ha ha. Good joke.

Daily classic poem.

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7 Poems

  1. free says:

    The pen he left on the desk
    …had writing on the side.
    It could have said,
    “Joe’s Cafe – Bad Manners – Good Grub”
    It could have said,
    “McLeod’s Insurance – No Risks – No Gains”
    But instead it said,
    “Life is God’s Mystery,
    Death, is His magic.”
    Now you see it
    Now you don’t
    The joke is always on me.
    I stole the pen.

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  2. Sorgie says:

    When I feel down
    about my sense of humor
    I remind myself
    that all bad puns
    need a home

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  3. Russell says:

    Laughter bounces all through the room,
    jokes and quotes fill up a balloon,
    then someone says something quite unrelated.
    The balloon filled with so much joy
    becomes rather limp and dismally deflated.
    Smiles turn down and eyes start to wander,
    they search for some way to start anew the banter.

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  4. lazerlipz says:

    When the milk tipped and spilled,
    your eyes filled with smoke.
    But days from now you’ll sit among friends,
    and tell it like a joke.

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  5. SBgiselle says:

    “Have you ever seen
    the squirrel that hides
    From crazy people?”
    I let the question fly.
    “Yes.” say most
    with a silly giggle
    That makes me smile a
    nd makes me wiggle.
    But my poor friend
    who’s initial is L,
    Answered a “No!”
    as her countenance fell.

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  6. Volkam says:

    I am ill more often than well
    worried have become my folks
    but I feel rather swell
    and from this deathbed come life giving jokes

    I may pass on tonight or tomorrow
    but I would still find a way
    to ease others’ sorrow
    like the sun brightening the dark day

    some might glimpse a sight of me
    in laughter and smiles
    and find themselves chuckling “haha hehe”
    for a moment forgetting their trials

    Others may find me soaring upon wind’s sails
    a rush of excitement, adventure, fanning their ears
    new hope and growth despite past fails
    laughter and sunshine replacing cold tears

    Still many shall know me as an inner light
    warming their blood and bones
    expanding their sight
    whispering gently “you’re not alone.”

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  7. Tristan says:

    Here’s a joke, I hope you laugh;
    heaven knows you need it.
    Now let’s split your pain and each take half;
    together we can beat it.

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